Do They Have Cubefield For Itouch

have such a husband is priceless - The highs of Master Card-


The man woke up this morning with a terrible hangover.
Last night he had hit a binge away from home ....
drank like crazy, even as he remembered
returned home.

Prisoner of excruciating headache, hurt all
body muscles, the throat is parched tongue of a parrot;
in the mouth a taste of copper and vinegar.

was afraid even to open my eyes as I expected, insurance,
the pissed of his old .

opened his eyes as he could, and what he saw left him crazy.
On the bedside table was a small cooler full of
ice cubes, with a pair of cold beers.
Next door was a couple of Alka-Seltzers and a glass of water.
Leaning on the glass was a scented sachet, the type
stunned opened the envelope and inside found a message saying

'My love, living my life: I'm sorry that is not here to
serve you' ... 'I got a moment, but returned a while to be
you. I have left these things on the table to get well
discomfort that may feel after last night's binge '..
'I have prepared a broth as you like, chicken and beef, you
expected the dining room. I asked our son what you serve and
watch for you, I leave a kiss with all my love. Your wife
love you '

The man did not believe his eyes. Drank with delight both
cold beers, bathed, dressed, and under the dining room. There in
effect expecting her son, who greeted him warmly and served the
soup prepared by his mother.

He ate in silence, and astonished Father thought ....'¿ What this
happening? " "I dreamed of anything? Was that a delusion of
senses?

then timidly ventured to ask: 'What happened last night,
son? "
'You came at 3 am and went in a complete state of
drunkenness. You bumped the car in the garage door, you gave a
kick the cat vomit in the room and ruined the carpet
my mom had just bought, you Meast in a container.
Then you fell on the stairs and that was private, without sense.
had to wake my mother to help her take to bed. "

and 'What then? The lord asks why all this? Why do
recadito beers and loving, and the tremendous stock and all these
courtesies? '.

the boy responds: - "Because mom was going to undress in bed and
when it started to get off your pants you said :


'CABRON QUIET!
!!!'. I'M MARRIED

2 Alka-Seltzers: $ 3 pesos
2 beers cold: $ 14 pesos
Maggi soup broth: $ 20 pesos
Saying the right words when
must ........¡ PRICELESS!